She announced her abortion via fbk
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
soo... how was my night?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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