check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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