He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
