I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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