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(203): View more from Connecticut

The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't believe he cheated

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Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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(214): View more from Texas

I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Only if I get to be Gritty

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How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't worry about it.

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