Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
