did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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