Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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