you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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