OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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