I heard we made out
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
birth control should be required to get into college
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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