Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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