I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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