i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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