She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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