Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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