If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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