Do vagina's smell?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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