How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
