My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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