This dress was meant to end up on your floor
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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