pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I don't think brook has ever known best
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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