David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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