question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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