Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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