they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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