I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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