How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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