ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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