I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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