you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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