i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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