aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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