I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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