**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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