I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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