I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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