Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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