No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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