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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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