I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
