Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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