brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
worst night to have a conscience
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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