can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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