my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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