don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Sext me about skeletons
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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