when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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