Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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