you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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