oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
