Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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