i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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