oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
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