her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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