my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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