Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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